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Ranatunga has balls

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Big hard ones.

The sort of balls that click together and make a manly thud.

Clang, Clang, Clang.

These balls are apparently hanging from Arjuna Ranatunga’s bulky physical nature.

Everything in proportion I suppose.

Incase you have no idea what I am talking about, again, Sri Lanka has decided to let 5 cricketers play in the ICL and first class cricket.

They can "choose" to play in the ICL or the IPL, utter madness, they will all be poisoned with this ICL disease and will never be allowed to talk to Indians again.

Lalit Modi was heard to say,

    “bloody muppets”

No one knows how Arjuna was wooed, but fair chances were it was an extremely long lunch, and yet, probably no alcohol.

Just hundreds of chickens and quail.

Since myself and Arjuna are the only two in the world that believe banning ICL players is a German thing to do, he may get condoned by the press, bloggers and random Modi fans alike.

But say what you will, it takes a fair man to stick his middle digit up at a millionaire kidnapper.

Would you?

I cannot believe me and Arjuna agree on anything.

If Arjuna had a blog, oh the angry comments he would get.

That would teach him for this anti establishment behaviour.
  
 
(Jarrod can also be found on www.cricketwithballs.com. Click here to know more about him)
 
 


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