| Sehwag is back |
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| Written by Jarrod Kimber | |
| Saturday, 02 August 2008 | |
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It wasn’t that long ago that Sehwag was wandering the desert. Unwanted by his people and most major sponsors.
He was cast aside for men with lusher hair and more athletic physiques.
Perth was his easter type cave.
Now he is Ballsier, harder, stronger, balder and better than ever before. Like a peacock rubbed in Vaseline. In his new god like form he is trying to make sure that when great Indian batsman are mentioned, VVS, Dravid and Ganguly have to line up behind the bald prophet for their props. His latest miracle was 200 out of 330. Making half the runs of your team is phenomenal. But Sehwag didn’t even bother with that. The little fella was one of 3 Indians to get beyond 7 runs. Mendis continues his modern magic tricks, each more mysterious and evil than the last. Sehwag uses brutal force to dispel the spells. Like an angry fat man swatting away flies from a burger. The man is on top of the mountain at the moment. Every time Sehwag hits a four, an angel loses its virginity. And let us hope that angels continue to be bad little girls for some time yet. (Jarrod Kimber can also be found on www.cricketwithballs.com. Click here to know more about him)
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