Shahid Afridi says he’s contemplating ODI retirement….again! Can’t he make up his mind once and for all? He seems to change his mind as many times as a mom changes her baby’s diapers. “O, I wasn’t chosen as captain. My life is over. Finished. El finite. I don’t want to play cricket anymore. I’m retiring.” Does he even listen to himself? If his hair grew any longer he could play for the Pakistan little girls’ team. He’s probably playing the ‘wolf’ trick on everyone.

Well, the next time you say you're retiring, we ain’t gonna believe you my friend. Then you can sit and cry about how nobody cried when you actually retired. What a cry baby!