Hahaha!!! Sachin Tendulkar has been nominated as an MP in the Rajya Sabha. Forgive the laughter but the randomness of the decisions political ‘babus’ make, tickles me funny. Who knows? Maybe they’ll nominate Ashish Nehra next. The poor lad seems so frustrated; he barely manages to smile these days. At least sitting in the Rajya Sabha he could watch some porn to release the tension a bit. Harbhajan won’t be such a good idea, because even once he reaches there, he’ll keep asking himself, ‘Have I made it large?’ You know, I think he should try out one of those pills these pop-up ads keep showing to make it large. 

In a way it’s good though if Sachin becomes an MP. Maybe now we can start importing Ferraris without paying an import duty that costs more than the car itself. Not that I can afford the car in the first place. If he advises in the field of education, maybe our papers will be out of 99 instead of 100. Then after a year or so, he’d make it 100 again. 

Let me very randomly conclude this random article on the random decision of randomly nominating Sachin as an MP in the Rajya Sabha. I don’t even know what that means. THE END.

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