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The Cheeky Close
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Warning: This is a naughty story.
Brian Close was ambidextrous- he played Golf left-handed or right-handed, equally well at either.
He was once asked, " How do you decide if you're going to play right-handed or left-handed?"
"Oh," he said, "it's quite easy. If I wake up and my wife's on her right side, I play right-handed and if she's on her left side, I play left-handed.It's as easy as that."
So someone said, "Yes, but what about if you wake up and she's lying on her back?"
"Oh," he said, "I ring up to say I'm going to be an hour late! "