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Grout and Egar

Umpire Col Egar once found himself with Wally Grout in a car.
They stopped at some traffic light and Grout said to Egar, "You get out here, don't you?"
Egar looked out of the window and said, "No, this isn't my hotel."
Grout then read him a traffic sign attached to a post, "Blind pedestrians cross here."