| How to survive a Katich innings |
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| Written by Jarrod Kimber | ||||||
| Monday, 16 June 2008 | ||||||
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I just saw the highlights of Simon Katich’s innings
And I feel wrong.
I won’t mention it here, because it would be like explaining bowl surgery. This is my advice for anyone who had the misfortune of actually watching the Krab’s innings from beginning to end. Step one Tell your loved ones that you love them. Step two Kiss whomever you need to kiss. Step three Drink a quart of whiskey. Step four Grab scissors. Step five Cut your tongue out Step six Find a large industrial guillotine Step seven Cut your fingers off Step eight Take some form of pilled pain killer, lithium preferably. And then, you can’t tell me, or anyone else of the horrors of watching Simon Katich Krab around for one whole day.
(Jarrod Kimber is also available at www.cricketwithballs.com. Click here to know more about him)
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